think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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