i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
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