She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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