i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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