i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
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woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
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Found an old burrito under my bed
You are a sick fuck
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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