How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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