I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You need Xanax blowdarts
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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