if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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