im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
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