For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
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Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
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Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
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