Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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