i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
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