Duck Duck Cougar?
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
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