Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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