Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
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so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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