How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Reasons why I love cats more than people: 1. They're not fucking people.
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