I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
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The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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