I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
Just heard this lady walk by on her phone saying "did everyone orgasm?"
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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