the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I can't believe I forgot to wish you a happy 13 week-iversary of the time you raw-dogged a rando. Only two days late, so it still counts. And since your 14 weeks is coming up, you should know that at 14 weeks your baby can squint, frown, grimace, pee, and possibly suck his/her/their/zir thumb!
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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