He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Dignity is for republicans.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
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I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
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I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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