Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
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K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
A bitchslap is in order.
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