you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
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TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
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i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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