apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
