i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I met the friendliest cop last night
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
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