i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I woke up with a crunchy, pink Pepto streak through my hair, no recollection of the last 6 hours of my night and the feeling that all the hotel's staff knew me on a first name basis.
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he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
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Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
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