So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
