i dont even know how to be here
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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