so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
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