so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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