The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
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just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
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I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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