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• (708): View more from Illinois

  Crying babies in a bar. Really?

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  And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.

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• (310): View more from California

  He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.

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• (714): View more from California

  when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?

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  she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.

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• (473): View more from Grenada-Carib

  Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow

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• (315): View more from New York

  we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.

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• (312): View more from Illinois

  if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry

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