one might say we're banned from that church
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so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
I stole a fireplace last night.
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you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
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