planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Who died my cat blue again?
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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