Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I was tripping so hard I was disappointed when I pulled back the shower curtain and shrek wasn't standing there
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
try to milk me bitch
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