every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
Randomize
