she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
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as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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