Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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