i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You're a waste of cheezeits
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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