i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
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We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
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I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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