How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
barbara walters just said penis...
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
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You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
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What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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