Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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