Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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