First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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