Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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