I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
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