Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
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All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
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I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
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