no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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