epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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