Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
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Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
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Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
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