He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
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Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
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Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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