HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
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I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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