Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
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