walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
and i looked up. we had an audience...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
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