with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
yeah, I woke up with nacho cheese crusted all over my face and head...a lone jalapeno still stuck in my ear...you win this round drunk nachos....
Randomize
