He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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